Tag: Life
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Trash Monster
– Wed, Feb 27, 2013 – On my way home from work this afternoon, I had a small encounter with a strange little creature… Now, my car isn’t exactly a Bastion of cleanliness or anything; it’s a small 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse, and pretty much every square inch of surface space is cluttered with something-or-other. —(Not just…
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Hi, I’m Stupid, what’s your name?
Moments like this make me wish that I drank more water and less coffee. I’m walking down the shoulder of a busy freeway, my car waiting who knows how far behind me, gas tank empty, flashing its hazard lights and hoping to not get hit by another car. I know it’s my fault, I just…